"Whoa! That’s cold water, all right. My hair will look nice and shinyespecially if this stuff has any hair vitamins or conditioners in it."

"I think your hair looks gorgeous without those things anyway," a deep, smooth voice intoned from somewhere close by. "In fact, I find your whole body simply extraordinary, my dear lady."

Jenna gasped and spun around to face the voice.

Lord ‘Ladykiller’ Talbit sat perched on a nearby rock. He raked his dark gaze up and down her curves and twirled his long, black moustache with a brazen tilt to his head. Tapping his high black boots against the stone, he grinned, a hungry tiger toying with his prey. She dove back into the pool to retrieve her towel located at the other end.

"II didn’t know you were there. I apologize for bathing in your pond and using your soap, but"

A series of broad strides landed the corsair-like nobleman next to her towel before Jenna could reach for it. He took a step back from the water’s edge and held it out to her. She frowned at him and stayed low in the water.

"There’s no need for apologies, my dear. I offer this simple hospitality to all young lovers who visit the falls. In fact, if one of my gardeners hadn’t spied your mount traveling along the trail earlier, I think your lovely sonnet would have informed me of your whereabouts eventually."

"My sonnet?"

"Yes. Now, how did that poem you recited to your lover go? ‘Fuck me-fuck me harder’ or similar words to that effect. Not quite in the Columbrian style, but I admit I like it all the same."

Jenna blushed. "Why, you filthy, rotten…"

"Voyeur? Yes, that’s the trouble with living so close to the waterfalls. I do get to seeand hearsome great lovemaking at times. But I don’t always get to partake in the pleasure myself, not unless you and your lover are open to…" He shrugged.

His meaning was all too clear. She rose up in righteous anger and came after himand the towelwith fists raised.

"Why, you, dirty-minded bastard. Prince Reglund would never consent to such a despicable"

"Good day, Talbit!" Reg called out from behind her. She turned and saw him standing tall and naked, unaffected by their company. "I see you’ve met the fair Jenna, maiden of Earth and formidable bed partner."

"Good day to you, oh, mighty Prince of the Galactic Realms."

Talbit bowed low to his master then shook his hand and laughed. "I’ve always appreciated your taste in women, Reglund. This feisty one is quite the beauty. Are you sure you would be adverse to sharing her?"

Reg smiled at his sopping wet lover. He accepted the towel from his friend and began vigorously rubbing Jenna’s skin to warm it up. "The choice of where and when and with whom she wishes to use her womanly charms on is entirely up to her. I make no demands of Jenna she isn’t willing to fulfill."

Talbit sighed and nodded.

"But I have to admit that Earth maidens… Well, let me say, Talbit, that the women of Earth can make love like no others in the galaxy. In fact, I would say my fair one here could easily handle both of our needs forthwith and have a most memorable time herself, if she wanted to."

Jenna’s jaw dropped. She stared at her beloved fantasy hero in disbelief and shock. "Are you suggesting that I service the both of you at the same time?"